Mythology and Folklore

       There once were two kingdoms. The potato kingdom, and the tomato kingdom. In the potato kingdom, the potato king had three wives, but could not have a son. The potato king made a sacrifice to the god of foods so that he may have a son. The gods afforded him 4 sons, and one of the sons was a perfect french fry.     A prince of the tomato kingdom came to the potato kingdom and told the potato king that the forest broccoli demons were invading the tomato kingdom and destroying their sacrifices to the food gods. So the french fry prince and the tomato kingdom prince set out through the forest where they encountered many broccoli demons, but the french fry prince was able to slay them all with enchanted weapons. When they arrived at the tomato kingdom, the french fry drove all the demons out with his weapons. The tomato king saw that he was powerful, so he told the french fry prince about the tale of the pretzel stick. It was the most powerful weapon in a...

 rama and his accompaniment build a 4 bedroom hut in the forest and lived peacefully for 13 and a half years a rakshasa woman named surpanakha fell in love with rana and disguised herself as a beautiful woman to seduce him  rama would not leave sita so he said that she should marry his brother instead. she did not want this so she tried to kill sita and he cut off her ears and nose she went to her brother to show him what happened, and she ordered that he bring sita to her he sent 14 rakshasas to the forest, but rama killed them all. her brother wants to kill rama rama defeats an army of rakshasas, including surpanakha's brother  surpanakha went to the demon god ravana and told him what happened, so he agreed to bring sita in his chariot  ravanas brother maricha took the form of a beautiful deer which sita saw and wanted rama goes to kill the deer for her, and lakshmana said that rakshasas can take the form of deer rama killed the deer and it called out to sita in ra...

 Valmiki the poet was by the river when he heard the cries of a heron, and he spilled his emotions in metrical speech, birthing the sloka metre the god Brahma came towards Valmiki and told him to celebrate the story of Rama in this metrical speech  there were two kingdoms in Hindustan  kosala was ruled by dasaratha who was the father of rama mithila was ruled by janaka who was the father of sita dasaratha ruled a beautiful kingdom but was sad because he did not get a son from any of his three queens, so he resolved to perform a horse sacrifice so the gods would grant him an heir kausalya the chief queen slayed the horse, and the queens tended to the horse offerings were brought to the gods, and they promised that four sons would be born to dasaratha vishnu became the four sons of dasaratha rama was the most beautiful of the four sons one night rama would not stop crying until he was given a mirror, and everyone believe he had obtained the moon  Vishwamitra visited th...